grimelords:

“hello yes I’m looking to sex a girl?” but then my hat falls off revealing me to be just a stack of gummy worms that spill out all through the club. You’d think my chances are ruined but it’s quite the opposite.

thwndryrstrng: poetry

thwndryrstrng:

poetry

h0odrich: we have a 282 in progress a man said no pickles and there are pickles being provided all units please respond

h0odrich:

we have a 282 in progress a man said no pickles and there are pickles being provided all units please respond

cookieraiderz: why must we try to play god

cookieraiderz:

why must we try to play god

bootycaroler:

ohshititsgreg:

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11 million notes ? i mean this girl is beautiful but wtf

spookygaydean: spookyjessy: faygobuttsex: I AM the weather. FEAR ME I AM THE ONCOMING STORM.

spookygaydean:

spookyjessy:

faygobuttsex:

I AM the weather.

FEAR ME

I AM THE ONCOMING STORM.

everykissbeginswithgay:

tyrannia:

1stclasspussy:

I don’t believe in Canada 

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HOLY SHIT ALASKA IS FUCKING HUGE

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